Asterix or * is a plus-sized model cat.  She was found behind a McDonald’s and was lured away from the garbage by a chicken McNugget.  One vet described her as having “the worst case of worms I’ve ever seen.”  Another vet said that her teeth were “the worst I’ve ever seen” before pulling out seven or eight. 

Currently, she eats anything placed in front of her.  She enjoys Wellness cat food and would appreciate free cases of it as the Wellness spokescat.

It frightens and horrifies me that this will get more traffic than all of my other sites combined.

This site was almost completely inspired by my cat and this video that does not feature my cat.

All due respect to Tyra and the train wreck of a show that she’s managed to haul through nine cycles.